12
To my
dismay, I wasn't going to ride in the same enclosed carriage that
Henry and I had once used to visit the Temple in. Instead, I would be
on display in a delicate looking open carriage. It was driven by four
russet horses that had been made to look almost as pretty and adorned
as I had!
Sir
Barrett helped me into the carriage, arranged my skirts so that they
wouldn't get caught in the door – and also looked elegant – and
then mounted a horse to ride beside me. I was downright confused!
“Uh...
Sir Barrett? Isn't this... uh... dangerous?” I wondered. “You all
keep telling me that I might be targeted by enemies. What if I get
shot like JFK?”
“Huh?”
He asked, confused by my reference. Then shook his head. “You
should be fine. We had a company of soldiers line the street to
prevent anything bad from happening. And the Town Watch have been
alerted to keep an eye out for trouble.”
“By
why must I be on display?” I asked, still not sure why they didn't
insist that I be hidden in a closed carriage.
“Because
the people haven't had a chance to see you yet. Your portrait was
copied and sent out to towns all over the kingdom – to adorn the
public squares – but this will be the first time that the average
citizen will have a chance to see you in person. I'm almost positive
that they'll all line up for the chance to wave at you and wish you
well.”
“Oh...”
I uttered, not knowing what else to say.
True
to his words, all along the road to the Temple, people formed a thick
crowd. They were held back by soldiers, which seemed a shame because
most of them held flowers that they wished to give me. Sir Barrett
gestured for the soldiers to collect them, and assured me that they
would be carefully inspected and then brought to my palace.
I
waved that special little wave that I'd been taught in school to
prevent fatigue. It felt strange to have so many people cheering for
me! More than ever, I really wanted to get out of my palace more and
simply hang out and watch the people. It was going to happen if I had
to execute Lord Gregory to do it!
When I
arrived at the Temple, a squad of 12 Priestesses knelt as they waited
for me. Sir Barrett helped me out of the carriage, stepping away as I
stood in front of them. They incanted a blessing, which ended with a
pretty explosion of light that swirled all around me.
“Welcome,
Your Majesty!”
A
moment later, doors opened and the Priestesses all stepped aside to
allow me entrance to the Temple. I looked at Sir Barrett in
hesitation.
“None
of this happened when I came here before...”
Sir
Barrett smiled at me. “It's more or less your one year anniversary
as our Queen. The people all assume that you're here to claim your
wish. You don't have to, of course. King Henry waited until he had
ruled for about 200 years. Even so, this is an important occasion.”
“Oh...”
I murmured, not having known that. Squaring my shoulders, I entered
the temple, looking around when I realized that it was empty. Once
again, there was a plush cushion waiting for me. I knelt on it with a
sigh of frustration.
“I
don't even believe in Gods, you know. It's not fair to make me
worship you...”
A
chuckle startled me. It sounded like it came from right next to me,
but there was no one there. A moment later, the little old Priestess
entered the Temple from a different door. She stood off to the side
and intoned. “Presenting our most beloved God...”
The
transparent man with the blonde hair appeared before me. Once again,
he sat in a nonexistent chair and gestured for his Priestess to come
closer.
“Tea?”
She offered me with a warm smile.
“Yes
please,” I murmured, taking a cup from her before she poured the
brew into it. “Thank you.”
The
cute God gave me time to take a sip and sigh in pleasure before he
asked the obvious question. “So... what brings you here?”
“Ian,”
I stated as if this explained everything.
“Ah...”
he murmured with a mysterious smile. “I thought as much.”
“I'm
confused. I thought you and my father both explained quite clearly
that no one could cross between the worlds without someone else to
cross too. But after I brought Ian here, I went back to check, and
there was no one there,” I explained.
“And
that is exactly true. When one person crosses, their mirror image
must cross too, trading places with them. The only
exception is you, who had been created by a parent from each world.”
Even
though he said that, his face puckered up in a concerned frown. “I
honestly don't know what happened, but I can make a reasonable
guess...”
“So
guess then!” I insisted. I needed to know what had happened,
because if I could bring anyone I wanted across the worlds without
involving innocent people, then I had a list of people to bring, such
as my mom...
He
sighed and looked at my tea mournfully, as if wishing he could drink
some too. “Well... A long time ago, right about the time when your
father crossed between the worlds – actually about a year later, I
think – there was a devastating battle. A large amount of
Rolandians lost their lives, including a very important man. He was
one of my best friends, and the only man to ever dedicate himself to
me as a Priest.”
As he
paused to gather his thoughts, I wondered if this so called holy man
had been the God's lover. The thought made me smirk. As if reading my
mind, the God smirked in return and shrugged as if telling me that I
might be right but he wasn't going to admit to anything.
“Anyway,
Harold had had a wife and son. His wife was a talented medic who was
on hand for the battle, and when she saw her husband fall, she rushed
to save him, and was killed herself. This left their young son –
still just learning to walk – an orphan...
“I
sent my Priestesses out to get him before the enemy could find him
and kill him. We all made a vow to Harold's spirit that we would
raise him here in the Temple, but then something happened. An event
so rare that I could not believe it had happened...”
He
paused to think some more and heaved a heavy sigh. “The child's
mirror image was dying of an illness in your world. I think the
doctor's called it pneumonia. Apparently, he could have been saved,
but the parents hadn't realized how sick he was in time to save him.
So, their child was dying and here was a child who had no parents. I
felt that the solution was simple!”
He
shook his head with another sigh. “As it turns out, I may have
ultimately made the wrong decision, but at the time, it felt right.
Just as the one baby lay dying, I switched them. There! Now the
orphaned child had loving parents again! And the parents were beyond
grateful for their son's miraculous recovery.
“The
sick child died in the arms of my Priestesses, and was tended to as
lovingly as any baby should be. We gave him a burial befitting one
who serves me, and even mourned his death for many years. Meanwhile,
the son of my friend grew up in your world. Perhaps because he was
born in this world, you were able to use your power to bring him back
even though there was no one to exchange him with...”
“Ian...”
I whispered softly. My heart hurt for him because he'd had a rough
childhood – well, adolescence. His parents had simply adored him
until they started arguing with each other when he was about nine.
And then, it was as if he represented everything they hated about
each other.
They
suddenly hired a nanny to take care of him and went their separate
ways. They never divorced, but neither did they spend more than five
minutes together each year. Sometimes, not even that much!
Each
used to take turns coming home to visit him, but by the time he was a
teenager, that had become somewhat rare as well. His years had been
spent choosing zany things to learn and doing basically whatever he
wanted. He attended circus school for several years in a row simply
because everyone there worked well together, like a family should!
When he was home for the summer, the two of us would spend almost
every waking second together.
To be
honest, the reason that my mother felt that Ian was unsuitable to be
my husband had nothing to do with his family or his looks. It had
everything to do with how she thought of him as another son. She'd
taken care of him more than his own mother had!
A
tear escaped my eye as I wondered which choice would have been better
for him. It was true that as a baby, he had a loving family in my
world, but the rest of his life had been so lonely that perhaps it
would
have been better to remain in this world as an orphan in the care of
Priestesses. I brushed the tear aside and returned my attention to
the transparent God.
“So
that explains why he has magic too...”
“Yes,”
he confirmed. “If I had to guess, I'd say that he's probably the
second most powerful person in the world – with you being the
first.”
“Oh...”
I murmured softly. Then a thought occurred to me. “Huh! I wonder if
that's why we get along so well!”
He
shrugged. “I don't know, but I need you to understand something
important. I
did not make you become friends. I have no power in your world. I can
see things if I need to, but I can't influence them. Therefore, I had
no idea that the child I sent there would ever even meet you. I was
just as shocked as you are now when I realized what had happened. I
was also happy since he needed a good friend like you...”
I
nodded in understanding and agreement. “Yes, he did. He does! Oh...
I don't know what I am going to tell him!”
“I
suggest the truth,” the God murmured dryly.
My
lips twisted in a wry smile. “I still don't believe that you are a
God, but I think I like you anyway.”
He
shrugged again. “Believe what you like. Also, let Ian know that he
is welcome to come visit me anytime. He doesn't even need to dress up
and lead a procession!”
I
laughed at that. “Good to know! I bet he'll want to come talk to
you about his parents once he comes to accept the fact that I'm not
just telling him some wild story.”
“I
look forward to it,” the God stated, and then disappeared.
“Your
audience has ended,” the Priestess informed me, collecting the
empty cup from me.
With a
nod, I got to my feet, stretched a bit to work out the kinks, and
then left the Temple. Sir Barrett was waiting patiently for me. He
grinned when he saw me coming.
“Did
you make your wish?”
I
stopped short. “Ah! I didn't even think about that!”
Sir
Barrett laughed and shrugged. “That's probably for the best then.”
I
sighed in agreement, and then let him help me into my carriage.
People cheered for me all the way back to my palace, making me feel
better than I had any right to feel since I had such heavy news to
tell my friend. I entered the palace, relieved like a coward that
dinnertime was announced and I could avoid the conversation for even
a little bit.
Or at
least that was the plan. Ian, fresh from a bath and wearing something
borrowed – but I'm not sure who from – took one look at me after
we all sat down to eat, and immediately knew something was up. He
frowned at me, leaning forward to get a better look at me.
“Alright,
out with it! What's wrong?”
“Who
said anything was wrong?” I asked in an attempt to avoid the
question. Everyone else looked at him curiously before looking at me.
It seems no one else had noticed anything out of the ordinary. Not
even Nathan, who was pretty good at reading me by now.
“You
look like someone just kicked your dog!” Ian stated.
“It's
private,” I murmured, not looking at him.
He
rolled his eyes so hard his whole head followed. “No such thing!
You tell me everything!”
“I
know, and I plan to tell you, I just don't think you want to hear it
right here in front of everyone,” I explained.
Ian
got a strange look on his face and tilted his head to the side.
“Don't tell me, I'm actually the long lost holy man I look like!”
“Uh...
well...” I drawled out, probably looking guilty.
“Wait
what?!” Ian blurted out incredulously. “No way! I was definitely
born and raised in our
world!”
I
scratched my head and looked away. “Well... Not quite...”
Ian
pushed his chair out from the table and rushed over to me so that he
could pull me out of my chair too. He shook me rather roughly. “What
do you mean 'not quite?!'”
Everyone
was staring at us in open mouthed shock. I'm not sure what they were
shocked about; my news, or his treatment of me. Probably both!
“According
to – I don't even know what to call him! God, I suppose –
According to him, the you that was born in our world died of
pneumonia as a baby, and the you that is standing before me was
orphaned after a battle, so he switched you two. That's why I could
bring you back, you were born
here!”
Ian
looked like all the blood suddenly drained from his face and he
wobbled. I caught him before he could fall and held him tight.
“No
way...” he exhaled in shock. He clung to me, trembling like a leaf
in a breeze.
“Ian...”
I whispered, trying to comfort him. I well knew that he wouldn't have
the slightest clue how to deal with this news.
“My
real parents are dead...” he murmured sadly.
“I
know...” I whispered, resting my head on his shoulder.
Abruptly,
he pushed me away and walked a few feet away. “I don't know what's
worse! Growing up without parents at all, or growing up with the
distant strangers who call themselves my parents! My nanny
spent
more time with me than they did! Hell, your
mom raised me more than they did! It's just not fair!”
“I
know,” I stated. Sitting back down to watch him pace. “Apparently
here, you would have been raised in a Temple full of Priestesses.
Uh... God...
says that you are welcome to go visit him anytime you like, no
dressing up required.”
“Impossible!”
Lady Leeza and
Lord Gregory burst out in unison. Lady Leeza continued. “Men are
not allowed in the Temple unless they are the King!”
“Or
the Holy Man,” Lord Gregory added.
I had
been looking him in the eye because I was surprised that he had
basically agreed with Lady Leeza on something, but at his words I
sort of looked up and to the side, tilting my head just slightly.
“No...”
Lady Leeza breathed out in awe. “He couldn't be! He's that
baby?!”
“We
all thought he died too,” Lady Sophia murmured.
“No
one ever found his body,” Lord Antony pointed out.
“Who?
What?” Nathan asked, every bit as confused as Ian by this vague
talk.
“The
Priestesses were sent out to get him before the enemy found him,” I
explained, turning my attention back to Ian. “Your father and
mother died in a battle – apparently having you stashed somewhere
nearby. They were the holy man and his wife...”
Gasps
sounded around the table, despite having figured this out for
themselves. Even the maids and guards around the room gasped in shock
at this news. Everyone but me stood up from the table and – as if
they had practiced it – bowed or curtseyed to Ian in unison with
the maids and guards.
“Your
Holiness...”
Ian
looked pale again. “But that's not me... that was my father...”
“Right?”
I asked, also confused by this.
“The
fact that our God has asked for Lord Ian to visit the Temple is proof
that He
considers
this young man to be the successor of our beloved Holy Man,” Lady
Sophia explained.
“Oh...”
I murmured, not knowing what else to say. Ian still looked like he
was about ready to faint. Standing up again, I made a decision. “This
calls for ice cream and karaoke!”
“And
alcohol!” Ian roared in agreement. He took the hand I held out and
gestured for me to lead the way.
“Wait!”
Nathan protested. “You just got back!”
“We
won't be gone long,” I promised as we walked away. “Just long
enough to grab some supplies.”
“Can
we karaoke here?” Ian wondered, assuming that it was probably
impossible.
“Actually,
yes!” I informed him with a grin. “I brought a solar powered
generator here to keep my phone charged, and it does well enough that
we should be able to power the machine for many hours.”
“Awesome!”
Ian exclaimed, happy to hear this.
We
arrived at my mirror fairly quickly because we decided to run. Still
holding hands, I kissed the mirror and then turned to smile at Ian.
“We're
back!”
“Cool...”
he murmured, looking around my bedroom to prove that it was true.
“Let's
split up,” I suggested. “I'll grab my karaoke machine out of the
closet, and you run down to the kitchen to pilfer some ice cream and
alcohol.”
“Brilliant!”
Ian agreed with a grin. “Your mom buys the best ice cream!” He
said, referring to the stuff that my mom bought directly from an
organic farm. It was made from raw milk, cultured to enhance flavor
and health, and then blended with organic vanilla or fruit and
berries.
“Yep!”
I agreed as he ran off to do as suggested. I turned to rummage in my
closet. Barely one minute later, I heard my door open again. “That
was fast!”
“I
came looking for Ian... What are you wearing?!” My brother asked
incredulously. “You know how mom feels about red!”
I
giggled as I straightened up to look at him. “I'm married now, so I
can wear red all I want!” I said to avoid telling him that I had
been dressed up in all my Queenliness so that I could go visit my
father's God. “Aha!” I exclaimed as I located my machine and
pulled it out of my closet. It was in an easy to carry case, so I
simply looked inside to make sure that it was all there, and then set
it on my bed.
“Yeah...”
Kyle murmured, frowning. “But you may as well be naked for as much
as that dress shows off.”
I
glanced down and then shrugged. “Doesn't matter, I don't plan on
going outside.”
“And
why
are you dressed like that?” Kyle wondered. “Not just in a
see-through outfit, but with your hair and makeup all fancy?”
“I
just felt like it,” I stated with a shrug.
He
scoffed, shaking his head in disbelief. “Fine. Don't tell me.”
I
smiled at him fondly, having missed him a lot. He was only wearing
boxers, so it's not like he could lecture me on proper dress. He sat
in a chair in the corner of my room, almost hidden by the door.
I
took a moment to make sure I had my phone and
my
laptop, since I had some videos on it that I wanted to have access
to. In just the moment it took me to think about one video in
particular that I wanted to show to Lady Sophia, I completely forgot
my brother was in the room.
“All
set!” Ian announced as he entered the room and held up an insulated
bag style cooler and a bucket of various hard alcohols. He bowed to
me irreverently. “Ready to go, Your
Majesty?”
I
giggled and grabbed the bag with my karaoke machine, slinging it over
my shoulder and juggling my phone and laptop so that I could reach
out a hand to him. “Ready if you are, my
Lord!”
He got
close enough to me and my mirror that I could put a hand on his
shoulder before I performed the required kiss. The moment we were in
my Royal bedroom, I gasped in incredulous dismay.
“Oh
no! I forgot that Kyle was in the room!”
“Uh-oh!”
Ian murmured, understanding the gravity of the situation. We'll just
have to explain things to him later, I guess.”
“I
guess,” I agreed since I really didn't have any other option. “In
the meantime, we should do this in the ballroom.”
“Lead
the way!” Ian stated with an eager grin.
As
suggested, I brought him to the ballroom, which was kept in excellent
condition even though it was rarely used. We uncovered one of the
circular tables and set up our ice cream and alcohol. There was
enough to kill us both several times over, but we didn't care. It
wouldn't be the same if we didn't gorge ourselves!
I
noticed one of the maids hovering nearby uncertainly, and sent her to
fetch glasses, bowls, and spoons. As she did, we figured out where
would be the best place to set up the four small but powerful Bose
speakers. Mentally kicking myself, I had to send a guard to my room
to get my generator – which was actually kept on my patio so that
it could charge in the sun and be ready whenever I needed it.
The
speakers were wireless that connected automatically to the laptop
sized display box. The box itself was loaded with hundreds of songs
to choose from and had a slot for SD cards and a port for a flash
drive so that I could add other songs if I wanted to. The finishing
touch was a pair of microphones that were also wireless.
Once
the guard was back with my generator – followed by the residents of
the palace, who were curious as to what the hell I was planning to do
– I plugged my machine in and checked to make sure it worked. To my
delight, it did.
As I
fiddled with my machine – setting up a playlist and squealing
happily that everything was working – Ian made us alcoholic
rootbeer floats with vanilla ice cream. It loaded with flecks of dark
chocolate and mixed with vodka and coconut flavored rum. A very
generous amount of coconut rum! He handed me my drink and chuckled
evilly.
“We're
going to regret skipping dinner later on!”
I
laughed in return and downed a big sip of my float. “Oh well!”
Ian
took hold of one of the microphones and blew into it. The speakers
all blared his breath, making us giggle. “Sounds like it works!”
With a
nod, I took hold of a sparkly pink microphone – Ian's was a dark
blue – and set the playlist to start. The very first song was
called “Never There,” by Cake. This was – after all – a party
for Ian.
Those
from this world gasped when the music started playing. I really
wanted to ask if this was because they didn't seem to have music in
this world, or if they were simply astonished to hear it come blaring
out of tiny “magic boxes.” They also might find it hard to
believe that Ian could sing into a device that projected his voice
out of the speakers. I backed him up when the time came. Gods! I
missed singing!
The
next song that played was a little known number called “Me and Mr.Wolf,” by Real Weld Tuesday. Most of the songs I had were either
actual duets, or songs that could be easily sung by the two of us at
the same time. This was because I had insisted that he sing with me
whenever I had a chance!
During
the musical interlude, we did a little old fashioned dance that fit
the music, but stopped in time to resume our singing. After the song
was over, we finished our drinks and paused the playlist so that Ian
could mix us another drink before I set the next song to come on. It
was “Blow Me One Last Kiss,” by Pink, which described our day so
Ian and I sang it together. We also alternated on some of the lyrics
so that we could drink. Slowly, I was starting to feel awesome. The
sizzling in my blood felt really weird, like it was getting worse,
but conversely, not too bad.
The
really funny thing was watching with one eye as my court – who were
slowly getting into the spirit of things – reacted to the lyrics of
this song. I pictured my reaction if I attended a karaoke session at
Buckingham Palace and heard Queen Elizabeth singing this song. I
nearly giggled as I pictured that my look might be similar to theirs!
Next
came “One Week,” by the Barenaked Ladies – which was actually a
group of guys. We both sang this in unison too, because it was one of
those songs that twisted the tongue and was so fun to sing.
Especially as we downed more alcohol just before it started!
As we
sang, people got ever more curious about the ice cream and alcohol.
Soon, they were tasting everything, trying out combinations to see
what they liked, and drinking the combinations that tasted good. I
know there is alcohol in Rolandia, but I think it was mostly wines or
beer. If there were hard liquors, no one had ever mentioned them to
me before.
I
encouraged the maids and the guards to join in on the fun, thinking
that it was long past time that this ballroom hosted a real party.
When Ian and I got tired of singing, I switched the machine to play
mode. This meant that the songs played normally rather than only the
music. This also meant that we were free to drink more!
Ian
took me by the hand and pulled me into a lively dance to “Zoot SuitRiot,” by Cherry Poppin' Daddies. When the song was over, a slow
song came on. Just when we slowed down to dance to it, Nathan marched
over and pulled me into his arms. Rather than be upset by his
jealousy, I simply threw my arms around his neck and pressed my body
to his.
“We
do know how to dance in this Kingdom,” Nathan informed me. The way
he danced with me was stiff and formal, making me wonder if he was
exaggerating. “Even though we haven't done so since you became
Queen. The war makes it hard for people to want to do fun things like
this.” And harp music was hard to dance to!
“Strange,
from what I've learned, people were partying together as much as
possible during World War II. I think they wanted to live life to the
fullest in case they died in battle,” I murmured, looking at the
ceiling as I thought this over.
Nathan
sighed heavily. “Maybe it was like that in the beginning here too,
but by the time I was born, it seems like all the joy had died...”
We
danced together for a long time as Ian took turns dancing with Lady
Sophia and Lady Leeza. He even danced with Lord Antony! The only
person who didn't really dance was Lord Gregory, although he did
consent to dance with Lady Sophia once or twice.
As the
night grew older, Lord Gregory got utterly drunk, and perhaps this
gave him courage, because at one point, he walked up to Lady Leeza
and insisted that she dance with him. After their dance was over, he
slung the Lady over his shoulder and strode from the room. To all our
astonishment, she didn't really protest. She only pretended to
protest as she rested her cheek against him and clung to his clothes.
Lady
Sophia purred happily as she watched them go, looking like she prayed
for them to just finally admit that they were a couple. And then get
married. I doubted that would happen though.
Sir
Barrett was dancing with the maids, and looked like he might have a
very interesting night tonight. Sighing happily, I decided that it
was time to go have a very interesting night myself. The copious
alcohol I'd drank made me tipsy and giggly, and Nathan was busy
keeping me on my feet. I hiccuped and then slapped a hand over my
mouth when fire came shooting out.
“Oops!”
I giggled.
“Let
me try that!” Ian called out from across the room. He squeezed his
eyes shut and scrunched up just a bit as if he was trying to force a
fart out. Rather than hiccup or burp as I expected him to, the ground
started to rumble.
“Whoa...”
we both muttered in surprise. I tried to walk to him and nearly
tripped over my own feet.
Nathan
caught me, laughing because I was so funny. “I think it's time to
get you to bed!”
“Hmm...”
I neither agreed nor disagreed.
“I
don't feel so good,” Ian announced, looking a bit green.
“Come,
my Lord,” Lord Antony murmured. “Let me get you to a bed as
well.”
Since
the party seemed to be over now, I insisted that Nathan help me over
to my karaoke machine so that I could turn it off and make sure it
was unplugged from the generator. Feeling sure that my machine would
survive just fine without me, I gestured for Nathan to carry me.
He
obliged by sweeping me off my feet and carrying me to our room.
Sadly, I was more or less passed out by the time he set me in bed. I
murmured sleepily, kissing him before rolling over and getting
comfortable.
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