This blog is all about me and how my different beliefs and perspectives make me weird. At first, I had no intention of posting my stories to my blog, but now that seems to be the biggest reason people visit my blog, lol! So come read about me, and let me know what you think!
Please remember that this is intended as Satire and that it should be taken with a grain of salt. My thoughts and beliefs do not have to be yours, and you don't have to get mad at me for having them. The current, nearly dogmatic stance taken by Pro-Vaccinators feels a bit like this: Pro to other person: "So here's how it works:
going to have sex – whether you want to or not – using a condom
made out of mercury... full of holes... with a person we know
has syphilis. Before you do this, we're going to reassure you that if
anything goes wrong, there's a national organization specifically to
compensate you for the problem. After you do this, if anything
actually does go wrong, that organization won't actually compensate
you because you cannot PROVE that what's wrong with you is a result
of this fully protected sex we forced you to have and NOT the
unprotected sex you had with your spouse. And best of all, the reason
we're forcing you to have this unwanted sex is because if you don't
and get this disease this is supposed to protect you against, you'll
probably give it to me and everyone else who has done this.
woke up in a rather pleasant mood. He stretched and yawned before
rolling over to find Harry and hopefully take care of some morning
wood. Only Harry wasn't in bed.
a disappointed sigh, Draco got out of bed and padded to their en
suite bathroom. He immediately found Harry, who was draped over the
toilet having an unpleasant conversation with it about the fact that
he was pregnant. This sight churned Draco's stomach a little, but he
was able to ignore his discomfort to focus on being sympathetic.
Harry heaved up something to add to the toilet. Draco had less than a
second to conjure up a bucket before he vomited. When he was done, he
sat on the bathroom floor and pressed a hand to his roiling stomach.
He wasn't even the pregnant one!
heaved again and Draco added more to his bucket. When he was done, he
took a few deeply calming breaths. Then he glared at Harry. “I
have something for you, catch,” Draco ordered as he tossed a small
box at Harry.
caught the antique yet expensive jewelry box and stared at it in
surprise. “Oh wow! Already? I thought I was going to have to talk
you into it a lot more.”
Draco asked in confusion.
just that you didn't seem ready yet. The answer's yes, by the way.”
Draco droned in confusion for a moment. “I get the feeling that
we're having two different conversations.”
frowned. “Alright... What are you
gestured to the box. “I found a ring in my vault that is positively
protective charms, and since you're an Auror, I thought it might come
Harry murmured with a blush as he rubbed the back of his neck.
what were you talking about?” Draco asked, still more confused than
Harry said, unable to come up with a good evasion, so he simply
opened the box and smiled at the ring. “Thanks for this.”
Draco murmured, his eyes narrowed suspiciously. “Were you... Did
you...” Then his expression changed to one of pure shock, making
him gape at Harry.
far more embarrassed than he probably should, Harry spun around in
order to flee the room. But before he could escape, Draco tackled him
to the floor.
no! You're not getting away that easily!” Draco exclaimed, fighting
hard to keep Harry from wriggling free. Harry eventually gave up his
struggle and let Draco pin him to the floor, flat on his back and
with his hands above his head. “You said yes...”
couldn't decide if that was said reverently or as an accusation. “Er,
well, as you said, we were having two different conversations.”
said yes,” Draco repeated, and this time, there was definitely awe
in his voice. He seized a kiss so demanding that Harry nearly
sacrificed his ability to breath for the greater good before he
Harry repeated in a soft whisper.
Draco hissed happily, releasing Harry's hands so that he could
smother him in an exuberant hug. “YES!”
chuckled at that, returning the hug and stealing a kiss from Draco in
return. Had he known that Draco would be this receptive, he might
just have asked that question a while ago. With a grin, he decided it
didn't matter since – happily – the end result was the same.