Pro-Vaccination - A Satirical Analogy

Please remember that this is intended as Satire and that it should be taken with a grain of salt. My thoughts and beliefs do not have to be yours, and you don't have to get mad at me for having them.

The current, nearly dogmatic stance taken by Pro-Vaccinators feels a bit like this:

Pro to other person: "So here's how it works:

"You're going to have sex – whether you want to or not – using a condom made out of mercury... full of holes... with a person we know has syphilis. Before you do this, we're going to reassure you that if anything goes wrong, there's a national organization specifically to compensate you for the problem. After you do this, if anything actually does go wrong, that organization won't actually compensate you because you cannot PROVE that what's wrong with you is a result of this fully protected sex we forced you to have and NOT the unprotected sex you had with your spouse. And best of all, the reason we're forcing you to have this unwanted sex is because if you don't and get this disease this is supposed to protect you against, you'll probably give it to me and everyone else who has done this.

"Got it?”

Other person: “Uh...........” o.O